Brilliance: Your Party Just Lost Elections So Push Your Bill To Establish Permanent Daylight Saving Time

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Love it or hate it, say what you will about Daylight Saving Time, but let’s hope that after Republicans overperformed on Tuesday state Democrats keep focusing on stupid stuff like state Senator Shirley Turner’s senate bill S-3781.

Yesterday Turner issued a statement on “Harms of Daylight Saving Time.”

In her statement she claims, “the loss of an hour in the spring has been linked to an increase in car accidents and even an increase in heart attacks”

Seriously? Speaking from personal experience I had my hearty attack on Eastern Standard Time. So much for that theory. Maybe she meant blood pressure is higher because when I landed in the hospital with a super high blood pressure of 283 over something it was during Daylight Saving Time.

Turner’s statement continued, “That is why I introduced legislation to shift permanently to daylight saving time”

Yeah, that’s smart, let’s spend half a year as a place for drunks to drive in from Philly and NYC to get an extra hour of drinking in.

Honestly, I don’t care about Daylight Saving Time, keep it, get rid of it, whatever. Let’s just hope this is the kind of thing Democrats keep focusing on so Republicans can win more elections.